Wildlife Lottery
For all those playing at home, here are the most recent life break’s wildlife sightings!
We’ve travelled through 9 different states as of today, so we be out herrr…but we know we’re just guests in the homes of the animals who been stompin’ these mountains and prairies for generations. They don’t even have any camping gear you guys! You’re just not going to see an grizzly in REI asking for a water wicking pair of leggings. They’ve got the battle against the elements thing on lock.
Some FYIs of the balls coming out of this lottery:
These are stunning pictures brought to us by professional wildlife photographers, not us. We’re not out here trying to get facebook famous for being the tourists who thought petting a mofo bison would be a fun selfie to snap.
No birds.* If you know me, you know I don’t do birds. They are winged, and I respect them for surviving the asteroid that killed all the other dinosaurs, but that’s the same reason they cannot be trusted. They are too smart and they know too much. *We’ve made immediate exceptions to this clearly stated rule for the Bald Eagle and an Osprey, because rules should be broken; and that’s a rule to live by.
These lovely pictures should inspire you to protect this country’s truly astounding wildlife and ensure that it thrives for all of us to admire from a respectful distance. A lot of organizations have made it their mission to further these goals as well as broader environmental justice goals, so check these and others out when you have some time: Communities for a Better Environment, Sierra Club, and the World Wildlife Fund.
And now, without further ado….Your wildlife lottery numbers are…
