A real fun-gi
If you were a mushroom, what kind of mushroom would you be?
Classic icebreaker.
But seriously. There are times, times when one finds herself meandering the Rocky Mountain woods with friends, and the mind wanders. One might ask herself…what kind of mushroom am I?
For those with a similar, funguy spirit, and an interest for shitakin’ this one of a kind handbook has been created to help you identify the ever changing forms your mushroom spirit might take. Like a mood ring, the stars and your stress, the weather, and your energy can all affect one’s spirit, but don’t get too up in your head about labels man - there’s so mushroom to grow.
“To succeed in life, you only need two things: mushrooms and confidence”
The White Squiggly
The White Squiggly Mushroom is unpredictable and values, above all, freedom of choice. Straight lines and button top cuteness is of no interest to the White Squiggly; she is her own mushroom, making her own,completely independent and unique boundaries everywhere she goes.
The Shy Guy
Prone to severe insecurity, the Shy Guy frequently avoids the limelight by hiding in the background. Shy Guys have tender hearts and can be great listeners, but they won’t help you take any trips like some of the fun-guys out there. The Shy Guy is most comfortable, right here, where nobody notices him.
The Dark Horse
A mushroom of questionable morels, the Dark Horse carries with him a menacing aura that few dare to confront. The Dark Horses of the world remain a mystery to even their closest acquaintances, of which there are very few. Should you encounter a Dark Horse in the wild, approach with the utmost caution; they are not to be trusted.
The Hot and Spicy Red Head
If you’re looking for an out of this world night, with a little Mario Kart flair, find yourself The Hot and Spicy Red Head . Lil’ Red is a fiery personality, some might even say erratic if they get on her bad side. But if you’re friends with Red she’ll shower you with her creativity, her imagination, and her cartoon like sweetness until you pass out from pure bliss.
The Orange Face Mushroom
No mushroom exudes more warmth than the Orange Face Mushroom. This is the Shroom everyone wants at their parties. An OFM is not just outgoing and loveable, but also consistently brings out the brightest parts of those they attract. Always in a group, the Orange Face Mushrooms can rarely be pulled away from their latest engagement. If you get one to yourself, cherish the moment.
The Snowball Mushroom
Beauty. Luxury. Balance. The qualities most associated with royalty. These are the attributes of a Snowball Mushroom. Full of confidence, the Snowball Mushroom cannot help but be noticed when she enters a forest floor. Alone, yes. But solitude never looked so graceful. Her quiet enormity is awe-inspiring yet she remains aloof, destined to roll away on her perfectly cylindrical orb until her dying days.
